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Gone forever le par littlemiss

A colleague had left his PC unlocked, and that's no mistake to do. I consequently set an automatic reply message: "I am in the bahamas, and I don't believe I'll be back ever again". I can't wait to see his reaction when the first mails will arrive.
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Self-denunciation le par milene

A colleague broke the ugly-but-offered-by-his-daughter cup of another colleague, and was willing to hide it was her who did it. So a fex days later I announced her that I had denounced her; she gave me a dirty look and rushed towards our colleague to apologize ... but in fact, he hadn't even noticed yet that his mug was broken. I am a ruthless avenger.
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White powder at work le par ferriri

I crushed a chalk on a paper, and I gently placed on top of the door of a file storage that my colleague often uses. The storage is right in front of me, I look forward to see her getting a file.
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Naughty boss le par jeanm

Last week, I received an sms from my boss:"You are very beautiful, I think we should see each other more often out of the office." What a shock! He is married, and I doesn't attract me at all ! This was followed by an exchange of text messages during two days, him pushing up and me slowing down (I was starting to threaten him), when a friend told me that in fact it was him, that he had changed his name in my directory with the name of my boss...
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Blurred vision le par loulou23

A colleague regularly leaves her glasses on her desk when she goes to the toilet. Today, we grabbed them and applied a layer of transparent tape on one of the two lenses. We did it clean, to conceal it nicely. When she came back, she put her glasses on, but something felt wrong. She rubbed her eye, then her glasses with her shirt, but it was still wrong. The scene lasted for 3 long minutes, it was very difficult not to laugh!
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The full one le par ferriri

We often do only one of the following dirty tricks; I made all of them at the same time to a colleague: Ctrl, Alt and down arrow to turn around the screen; a screen image as wallpaper; Cyrillic as a language; Ctrl + Shift to switch to Azerty; inversion of the two mouse buttons, and maximum acceleration of the moving speed of the pointer. It took him an hour to understand and restore everything.
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Gardian angel le par milene

On Monday at work, everybody draw a paper with the name of another colleague. And for one week he had to treat this person without her guessing who the benefactor was. And for less than 10 pounds. It worked quite well : a person found some pastries on her desk, another received friendly messages sent from the generic mailbox, another got a poster glorifying her,... Next round : next week !
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Big surprise le par Primos

I made a little surprise to the CIT company in which I work: I went away with 11 million euros. Toni Musulin
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Macho breaker le par kilo-k

A colleague of mine is a bit (a lot actually) of a macho, and our women colleagues decided to prepare him a little surprise. During one day, they turned over roles: they harassed him with sexist jokes. One of them, passionnated by the game, even slammed his buttocks. Apparently, he got the message.
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Pressure le par philipo

At work, we made the new one believe that entrants traditionally make a twenty minutes speech during the monthly meeting (60 people). For a fortnight we teased him: "So, you're ready, right ?", "The first impression is primordial, don't miss it"... Allan is quite shy, he became really stressed. When he announced us he couldn't sleep at night and spent four hours looking for ideas, we stopped the slaughter and announced him that in fact no, there is was no speech to do.
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White morning le par miles

My colleague had a bad idea : he filled all my drawers with polystyrene this morning and put a big load on my desk. It must have been a real technical challenge, as I'm now working with about two cubic meters of polystyrene around me.
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Busy le par molosse

One of our colleagues spends at least half an hour in the toilets when he goes there (and it is several times a day!). We had the idea of placing on his desk a large sign, just like those for road works, with this message : "Left for the toilet for a while, I apologize for the inconvenience".
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